Because I had found the pages of my father a bit boring - calculations, integrations, software and similar dull things, threfore I decided to add some live into, mainly from the better side of life. It's up to you to judge whether I have been successful.

Mobile joke od my husband

For the last ten days was my very busy husband coming back home at various very late hours and always more late than I would like to accept. But the day of my birthday finally came. Under the threat of violence and other punishments my husband swore to come today very early to spend very nice day with me. I prepared his favorite meals, good drinks, invited guests and waited.One hour was gone, two and after rang the phone. With bad foresight I rised the phone - it was my darling, very cheery and told me following. "I'm sorry my dear, but I can't come as early as I have expected, one of my colleagues has birthdays today and you know very well how is difficult to leave under those circumstances therefore I can't just now estimate the time of my leave. At first I hesitated whether to cry or collapse because of indolence of my husband celebrating birthdays of quite strange person instead of mine, but finally my temperament predisposition outweighted and I started boil with anger. It is not probably necessary to describe neither the words I used nor the meaning ....
At that moment entered my smiling husband with mobile in one and bunch of flowers in second hand. I was very, very angry but not for long time and my birthdays was finally celebrated in proper way.

The Christmas Story

My aunt and uncle were organizing family Christmas celebration. My aunt asked my uncle to buy a small gift for family practitioner, she proposed as the best gift to be bought coffee cup set with saucers for morning caffee in medical attendance. At that time ruled socialism principle - lack of enything - my obedient uncle bought what he considered as the best to satisfy his wife and what he was able to get and returned contentedly home expected to be praised. But in vain.
At that time was fashion of very small even smallest cups and these vessels of quarter of liter was as eyesore. Just at that moment entered friend Helena with packed box, she was also invited to Christmas-Eve Dinner. Upsetting aunt accepted her immediately as an appreciatory listener to her bad temper remarks. "I asked him to buy a very decent gift and what I got - something like a "chamber-pot"! The uncle tried very humbly and as usually very gently to apologize but in the meantime could be observed that Helena mood began to change but at that time nobody mentioned it. The shops had been already closed, it was very late evening time, therefore my aunt was forced to accept those "chamber-pots". She stopped her very sharp comments addressed to my uncle and the real festal atmosphere was finally settled around. Only Helena was getting more and more sad. It was considered as a reminiscence of her recent personal problems therefore the hosts were trying their best to improve her state of mind.
After the Christmas Eve dinner the candles were lit on the small fir tree and gifts pre-concealed by hosts and guests under the tree should find theirs owners. As the last one was unwrapped the Helena gift to hosts. My aunt cut the tie, opened the box and immediately lost speech ability, from inside looked out six the same cups as were previously pregnantly called "chamber-pots". Now Helena said - I had heard well your opinion about the cups but there was nothing to do only to wait till the end. My aunt was a bit uneasy but cheerful laugh of all around placed this "mishap" to the collection of treasured family stories to be remembered for many years.
The end was real "happy-end" and now after 30 years are those "chamber-cups" our the most favorable cups for coffee to be served in at the time of our visit.